Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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