At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you win again, gameday.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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