The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!