So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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