Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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