I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
It's never too late to be topless.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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