I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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