I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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