the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras