Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.