no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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