I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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