Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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