If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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