Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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