tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"