You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
why do cheetos always look like penises
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight