well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.