Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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