If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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