Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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