what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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