But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
im holly from the hills drunk
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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