he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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