FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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