hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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