Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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