I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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