I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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