So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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