there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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