I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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