I bet he comes in French.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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