I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
