did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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