shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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