Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Are we still banned from the library?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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