I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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