Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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