Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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