he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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