Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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