So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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