Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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