i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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