Just cropdusted the office
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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