Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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