So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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