I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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