Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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