Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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