Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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