i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
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no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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