My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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