PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
