going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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