maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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